Tuesday 25 January 2011

SIZE

The ever-running debate: does size matter?
Here's me tackling the issue.
1) If you're straight, why do you give a fuck how big other guy's dicks are? You're not gonna be stealing it if it's bigger than yours, so get over the competition.
2) If you're massive, good for you. Don't be a twat and get it out constantly and make the little guys feel like shit. Empathise man.
3) If you're small, well, not much you can do it about. Like people say, it's not what you've got, it's what you do with it. I'm just 5 inches and I've had no complaints from people. I hate having a so-called "small" cock, I want a bigger dick, but nothing to be done about it. Ignore the size queens and don't watch as much porn; porn portrays a far too unrealistic portrayal of sex and genitals in general. Get out there and observe cocks for yourself. I was surprised by the amount of "ugly" penis I saw on guys, until i realised that they were actually normal, and the porn ones were the freakish ones. P.S. do you have any idea how hard it is to find pictures of so-called "small" penises on the Internet? Take a trip to Google and see for yourself. We're all obessed with schlongs!

Okay, I admit it; a nice big thick penis is brilliant to look at. They look fantastic, manly, virile, sexy etc etc all that. But practically, from what I've heard, they are no good. They hurt a shitload, you choke far too many times, it's impossible to give a good blowjob or handjob because of their size. Most people prefer an average sized one. I personally don't really care. I admit though, a nice plump head and a girthy penis is very sexy; thin penis don't do it for me; but other than that, average is more than ok for me.

Besides, I think a lot of the time we miss the vital point; we all love cock. If size matters that much, you clearly don't love it as much as the rest of us do, so more cock for the rest of us! Get cock-crunching bros! 

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