Sunday 2 January 2011

Resolutions (Typical...)

Don't you love the feeling of blood rushing back into a body part after you've got pins+needles in it? Awesome.
SORRY random thought. I'm very easily distracted lol
Of all the cliched resolutions to choose, I think I'm going to pick the "Get fit" one. I'm not obese, my BMI is supposedly average but I feel like Marshmallow Man. I'd go to the gym but:
1) The gym intimidates me; full of sporty atheletic people, and I'm not a sporty person, never was and never will be. Plus the odds of me going in there on my own are nil.
2) I have difficulty getting anywhere because I'm a stingy bastard and will refuse to pay 4.10 for a return bus ticket, and also I can't drive yet, and even if I did, I wouldn't have a car to drive, so that logic pretty much died. ahah
3) I'm an impatient person by nature; I'll expect immediate results from working out and fitness programmes, which I won't get. So then I'll spit my dummy out and go back to being a flabby laddy doing bare minimal movement.
More later/tomorrow. Here's some porn. Gorge away.

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