Oh Joyous

I'm back at college tomorrow. So it's fair to say I'm swamped in last minute work I have to do, which I'm distracting myself from doing by posting this hah.
Actually, while we're on the topic of college and the like, I'll talk about a couple of my teacher crushes.
Yes, they're sad, pointless and a waste of energy, but we recently gained some REAL eye-candy at my college. I won't describe them just in case they read this blog or one of you might know them.
I'm actually obscenely flirtious with both of them, even though I'm publicly straight (there's 2 of them, I've been taught by both of them, the last one most recently last term) and they just laugh it off! One of them knows he's really good looking and is totally arrogant about. WHY IS THAT HOT?!
I don't get it. He's a total egomaniac but he's so HOT. Annoying.
The other one is a bit more coy but is definitley a dark horse, you know the glint in the eyes. There's something MASSIVE glinting there! hahaa
Only half a year left and then I could make a move if I wanted to, though one of them's married, and another has a permanent girlfriend. Shame really. You lot had any lucky experiences with teachers/lecturers/coaches? I know I haven't :( let's hear it, I'm dead interested