Sunday, 13 February 2011

Usual Protocol

When I'm beating off, the usual procedure goes as follows:
1) Tease myself a little until my dick is really throbbing
2) Go at it crazy for a while
3) Then think I could get someone else to do this for me so head to a few sites to see if anyone's free
4) I then usually blow my load after I've told someone I'm available and they then ask me for my address
5) I think "Shit. No point me meeting them now." and make up a quick excuse for them not to come.
6) End up covered in cum and disappointed in myself lol

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