Basically this guy said last night that I was one of the best fucks he's ever had:-
"And I've had some good fucks, seriously."
"Right. Well thanks very much. I was a bit nervous about it really"
"Really?!" (dubious expression on his face)
"Yeah, I've only been fucked and done the fucking once before"
"...(even more dubious suspicious expression on his face) well mate, I have to say that you gave me a VERY good shag. And I'm not bein vain or anything, but I've pulled porn stars."
"...What."
"Yeah, seriously, like I've shagged them and then seen them in their videos, and to be honest, you took me a lot better than they did and gave me a better fuck than they did."
"Bullshit. lol"
"No seriously, the videos are just cut and paste, cut and paste; they look like they're enjoying it but they're not really and they're not really screwing each other senseless. You did a fucking awesome job. So that makes me think you're either a complete liar and you're very experienced or you're just a natural"
"It's definitley the latter, like I said before, only done the shags once before."
"Well I'm very impressed mate. You're definitley coming around again lol"
REALLY?!
I don't know whether this is just complete bullshit, but he seemed sincere enough to be telling the truth. However, the probability of him shagging some pornstars to me sounds fairly silm...but then again, who knows how many pornstars there are loitering around the world lol
Anyway, it seems like I give a good shag which is good either way. So that's inflated my ego for a while.
Have a good day dudes x
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