It's SUCKED.
How the fuck monks and priests and whoever else decides to tie up the trouser snake eternally is beyond me. I'll never hate my hand, but it's getting old and I've tried a fair few wanking techniques for some variance but it's been pretty pointless. Grass is always greener on the other side in my tiny little mind!
So, I need YOUR help men. Stick a comment below with your meat-beatin' technique and I'll choose a few and do a rating + review of each that interest me! Get practising chaps, I want some good ones! ;) Much love dudes!
Been celibate for a lifetime and I'm not a monk, not even close.
ReplyDeleteTrick is not to think of jacking off as an "in place of" activity. It is one more way to dump a load of juice. Figuring out what to do with the cum makes for more fun.
Start with a bone. Stroke it like it owns you. It does. Go slow. Don't ignore balls. Tug. Pull. Restrain.
Wanking is not a dick thing. It is a brain thing. You got ass, rub it. You got a hole, plug it. You got nipples, tease them, pinch them, roll them, pierce them. Connect the dots. All these parts God gave you are connected to your dick through your brain. Use it all.
Now for dick, use both hands and every imaginable combination of fingers and grips and good lube like Stroke 29. I am cut but restoring so I love to play with my skin, pull it up and spit into that cup and then slide it down over the glans and then slowly all the way down over my balls and over my hole. Take my time and work it. A trip back up with both hands lightly up an down both sides of cock feeling sensing touch rather than grip.
When that load just won't hold back any longer and you've edged further than you hoped, let the cum out. Feel its smooth warm touch and put your fingers in your mouth and taste what you churned. That finger wet and warm goes back to your hole to remind you what great lube cum is. Wipe up that spill and massage it into your ass and over your favorite toy. Taste it again.
The night (or morning) is young and you have only just begun to play. Send your toy deep and keep stroking, sensing touch on your cock. Let it go soft. Taste the last drop. Pull up again and fill that cup again and then begin to work your wet warm hands back and forth around and over and into you as if there were only cum and cock i your world.
It does not take two to tango. Two may be more fun and more intense but your hands are plenty to play with.
Be happy and healthy and cum often.
Personally I've never been bored with my hand - yet. It's always available and it doesn't want dinner. A bit of imagination/porn and you're all set. Not the same as proper action but no strings or before and after hassles. There's a lot to be said for that.
ReplyDeleteI've tried lots of different techniques (did you look at jackinworld.com for ideas?), I even got a fleshjack and an then an aneros because I was intrigued but always return to fairly vanilla but firm strokes and edging. Anonymous before me is right, it's almost all in the mind.