Friday 24 June 2011

Awkward Window Cleaner

Disappointing lack of "Gay Window Cleaner" porn on Google Images!
Hey there!
So we've all experienced this haven't we? You're in the comfort of your own home, bouncing around, doing something probably embarassing and degrading, when someone arsehole looks through your window.
And there's this awful awkward moment where you just look at each other and you've frozen still staring at this person, and they're still staring in. And then all at once, they look away embarassed and you look away embarassed and it's like something has passed between the two of you. It's usually at this point I give them a quick wave and then run away and hide in a room with no windows until they leave. Luckily, this time, I heard this guy pull up, because last time, he popped up at the bathroom window just as I stepped out of the shower. Yeah, he got an eyeful ;)
Sorry for this rather mundane post but nothing much has occured so I thought I'd enquire, have any of you guys experienced a situation similar to this and then its led to foolin' around? It sounds like a seriously hot scenario to me but the guy who cleans my windows isn't hot. In the slightest. The gardener however...
See you around dudes, have a good weekend!

4 comments:

  1. first time i visited ur site. i'll be back. boy did this bring back a memory! high school. summer. sleeping late. i was in that blissful "in between" state of consciousness. morning wood. as i stirred, kicking off the sheets, i took wood in hand. eyes shut. but i began to feel another presence. i opened my eyes and there was a very hunky shirtless painter on a ladder outside my bedroom window. surprisingly, i didn't bolt upright. he smiled...i squinted and smiled and stretched and continued stroking. finally, fully awake, i got up, waved and left the room. man i wish i had had the composure to just stay in bed and continue to wank. something might have come of it. alas no. but thanks for the walk down memory lane.
    cheers!

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  2. Never had a window cleaner (hot or otherwise) but we did have an muscular ex-navy gardener when I was about your age. Lots of very dirty scenarios went through my mind (even some I'm still quite impressed I could dream up), though nothing ever happened.

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  3. Thanks for the praise rugbysex, glad it shone a little light lol!
    We have a scruffy gardener who's SERIOUSLY beefed up Peace bro, I could totally tap that too. That might be my over-active libido talking though lol.

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  4. Maybe most people aren't lazy and clean their own windows and do their own gardening!

    George,
    Australia.

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