Yep. You heard it here first. I am officially clean! No STI's/STD's or HIV to be seen anywhere. CLEAN AS A WHISTLE AND MY DICK IS NOW AS SHARP AS A THISTLE FROM LACK OF SEX. I'm counting down to when Relationshippy dude gets back, got some serious unfinished business with his ass. MUCH LOVE DUDES. Let's get fucked up this weekend, have a good 'un fellas!
Congrats! Now back to your regularly schedule hookups. ;-)
ReplyDeleteCongrats (or well done on the lucky escape). Either way, great news. Nothing like a 3 month wait to make safer sex seem like less of an issue eh? HIV still scares the crap out of me, even though I know it's not the death sentence it used to be.
ReplyDeleteSlight OT, have you had hep shots yet? (sorry if you've mentioned this before, I haven't read all your blog yet)
Please stay that way and ONLY play safe.
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